Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Punching the Timeclock

"This is the end of the world," proclaimed the tour guide.

A guy in the back raised his hand, though not waiting to be called upon, "Er, it's more like an edge, really."

"Uh, yes, I suppose."

"I mean, how do we really know this is the end? Maybe it's just like, a gap."

"A gap?"

"A really big gap. Like, er, really big, I guess?"

"Your powers of expression are astonishing. But Science proclaims that this is where the Creator got really tired of Creating and decided to take a break. Only he never came back."

"Explains a lot, really," the tourist says, peering over the edge of the basket.

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